To My Husband: Did you NOT readthis post? Do you NOT hear any words that come out of my mouth? Well listen closely… I AM NOT A ROBOT! Do you understand? Or do you want me to rephrase it? There are only so many hours in a day. I only have 2 hands. VS. 12 [...]
Archive for January, 2009
A Letter To My Husband
January 31st, 2009 
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Posted in crazy family, my life 
Tags: expecting too much from wife, not a stepford wife, slavedriver, unhappy people 
8 Comments »Random.org Declares The Winner To Be…
January 30th, 2009 admin True Random Number Service Random Integer Generator Here are your random numbers: 51 The Eden Fantasys giveaway…like all good things…has come to an end. I want to thank Drew for giving me this REALLY FUN opportunity to host on my blog! But…without further to do… The winner is… Karen MEG The Liberatorhas found a new [...]
A Reminder AND An Introduction…
January 29th, 2009 admin If you haven’t already…then you need to enter!! My sex toy giveaway! Yep. Eden Fantasys gave me a Liberator to give to one lucky gal (or guy!) The giveaway ends tonight at midnight so…get yourself down there and enter. Oh…that just sounded SO wrong! And you can have one awesome sex toy! Do you remember [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: blog, eden fantasys giveaway, liberator, sex, sex toys, youwontgoblind.com 6 Comments »Uncle Sam Says “We Need Our 800 Numbers Back”
January 28th, 2009 admin Dear Mr. 1-800-UOM-EBIG, Don’t you think that, if I see on my caller id an 800 number…I’m either a. not going to answer or b. only say hello ONCE!! Yeah. I caught on to you. I have to say hello TWICE before some person with a SERIOUSLY STRONG accent asks for a person with the [...]
Posted in my life Tags: bill collectors, eden fantasys, giveaway, help wanted, liberator, outsourcing jobs 4 Comments »Oh HELL NO!
January 27th, 2009 admin We went out to dinner tonight to celebrate my husbands birthday. My Dad took just the two of us. My Mom was home sick so…she didn’t come but, ordered an apple tart to be brought home to her. YUM. Dinner was nice. The waiter surprised my husband with Creme Brulee…MY FAVORITE…and a candle on top. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: blog, crazy ex-wife, creepy ex-wife, ex-wife, happy birthday 9 Comments »A Quick Thought Before I Go…
January 26th, 2009 admin To bed, that is. What? Did I scare you? Awww…Sorry. Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere…except to sleep. In my brand new, 600 thread count, Egyptian cotton sheets that I bought on Saturday…for 25 bucks. Yeah. I KNOW!! What an awesome deal. And it wasn’t even from eBay! OK…so here is my end of the [...]
Posted in my life Tags: blog, blogging about snuggie, i'm slowly going insane, snuggie, the cult of snuggie 4 Comments »A LIBERATING Giveaway…
January 24th, 2009 admin Who saw Burn After Reading? Let me see a show of hands… OK…so remember that thing that George Clooney’s character was dragging around? It looked like a wedge pillow of some sort. Remember? Well…I was so curious about what the heck that thing was… Anyways… I got this email the other day from this guy [...]
Posted in giveaway, my life Tags: adult toys, blog, eden fantasys, fun, giveaway, sex, sex toys, sexy, the liberator 53 Comments »
