Last year, I begged…pleaded…gave gifts of oral pleasure(o.p)…to hubby, in order to get a gym membership.
And…he gave in. After a LOT of O.P. Or maybe, he was just tired of hearing me whine? And complain about how fat and out of shape I am.
But…even after all that…
I NEVER used it.
So…after a little more than a year of throwing out money…we canceled that membership.
I got this flyer in the mail.
A new place opened up, less than 2 miles from my house.
It’s called Planet Fitness.
I had NEVER heard of this place before. But the picture made it look really pretty. I like pretty!!
The flyer claimed that they were having a pre-opening sale on memberships…
$10 bucks a month. And 29 dollars down. And…to insure the price NEVER goes up…20 bucks every October.
10 bucks a month. Or…120 bucks/year. Plus 20 dollars…so, 140…
Our last gym membership that I didn’t use was $120 per MONTH!!
I paid the 29 dollar registration fee.
I paid the first month…of 10 dollars.
They opened their doors on December 1.
I HAVEN’T GONE YET.
Nope. Not even to inspect the place in person…seeing as, I joined online.
But, I’m much more comfortable with the idea of wasting 120 dollars a year. That makes much more sense than doing that EVERY SINGLE MONTH!!
If it is something you want get on that… YOU CAN DO IT!! Believe me when I say you feel so much better after a little excersize… and think of it as a personal retreat away from your kids and husband… Not work… me time.. a place where you can de-stress!
$10 compared to $120 is just down right amazing. I pay $47 for my YMCA membership and I thought that was good. Now you better use it this time…. 😉
the planet of janet says
i swear, girlie. you are my hero.
Sexy Housewife says
Um…yeah…$120 a year is better than $120 a month. You do realize for that amount of money you could have bought a NordicTrack or something.
Mom On The Run says
LOL – that’s why I run. The roads are always open and it only costs a pair of shoes. Though, my hubby, he’s the KING of wasted gym membership money!
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That’s what New Year’s resolutions are for! But yeah, that’s a huge steal.
oral pleasure can be considered exercise as can other forms of…pleasure…work. it. girl.
I think you must be my wife. And you blog.