WHO: A wife who was trying to save time…as well as her husbands HARD EARNED money.
WHAT: A lesson that SHOULD have been learned. Many. Many. Times before. With a product VERY MUCH like the one in question.
WHERE: First…the VANITY section at a nearby Target (which, by the way…was surprisingly NOT very busy)
Next…the master bedroom bathroom.
WHEN: Late night. After the kids were sleeping soundly. And…get yer mind outta the gutter people…this is a vanity post. NOT a sex post).
WHY: Because the wife could NOT stand it ANYMORE. And she had to take matters into her own rubber glove covered hands.
HOW: I Have NO CLUE! But…there is a curse involved somewhere. I’m sure of it.
I SHOULD HAVE known better. This has happened way more times than I like to admit.
But I couldn’t stand it anymore. And I couldn’t wait any longer.
So…OOPS…I did it again. I dyed my own hair. Got color…that I wasn’t expecting. Oh yucky, yucky.
I SWEAR that it said light to medium brown…right on the box.
The picture. On the box. It proved the words to be correct.
The model…such a pretty color hair. With lovely honey colored highlights.
NOT. AT. ALL…what it turned out to be.
I’m convinced that there is a hex on me and hair color. Someone has a voodoo doll with my hair on it. And that person keeps coloring it with hot pink markers. Or RED markers. Or…black stripey markers…
And they are ruining my chances for the PERFECT hair color.
May I present you with…
the evidence: PHOTO A: What the box CLAIMS I should look like…notice the perfect eyebrow arch…I was ASSUMING that was included with the haircolor. And, the lovely highlights that are perfectly placed.
The second picture…Evidence B…well, you be the judge. But, from the looks of it…I’ve been cursed. You can’t see the black stripes in the picture. But trust me, they’re there. Also…you can’t see the eyebrows but…NO ARCH. In fact, since the accusor dyed her hair…the little arch that she had in her brows…has DISSAPPEARED!! Believe it…or NOT.
False advertising. Hey…you know what? I’m starting to think…the girl on the box…she isn’t a woman like me, trying to save a buck or two! NO…I’m starting to think that she is a paid model. And you know what else? Yeah…I’m thinking that…she didn’t dye her own hair. NO. In fact, I’m thinking…someone…a PROFESSIONAL…did it for her!!
Which…obviously…in photo B…is the exact opposite of what my assumption is.
And you know what else? I’m starting to understand that expression about people who assume.
Now I have to find the person who has the voodoo doll of me…