OK so, you wanna know what happened? Since yesterday? Well…dickweed…er…the ex…
somehow was able to scrounge up the money. He dragged his sorry ass over to Friend of the Court. And he handed over a wad. Of money. Because that’s the only wad that ANYONE would EVER want from him.
Then…he called me.
And being the paranoid freak that he is…announced to me…
“Now I know where I stand. And…when the funding comes through, I know what I have to do.”
Of course…being of sound mind and of outstanding vocabulary skills said…
“What the FUCK are you talking about?”
He kept mentioning the fact that he knows where he stands and the actions he is going to need to take.
After LOUDLY explaining to him that this isn’t about his freakazoid self…and after LOUDLY letting him know that he needs intense shock therapy…
I (of course) hung up on him. Because nothing rational was being exchanged between us. Not that anything ever was…EVER.
So, after confirming with the proper authorities this morning that the money was en route to the proper routing number…
I breathed a sigh of relief because…
YAY…I don’t have to tell my kids that if the want to see their dad, it’s going to be through a shatterproof window.
YAY…I’ll have a little cash cushion…for when my washing machine takes it final spin. Or…my daughter needs emergency braces. Or…my oldest son needs a haircutectomy. Or…my littlest one needs a complete attitude overhaul.
So…three cheers to the loser who doesn’t want to pay child support. Because…eventually…it catches up with ya…
And…
THAT is where he stands!!
Why have I taken so long to get my arse back to you, you, strong, proud, amazing women that I love? I don’t know, but I am here, back where I belong.
He’s such a dick. I like knowing he stands in front of the judge and knows he’s going to be someone’s bitch for 30 days if he chooses to be a shitface again.
Woohoo! yay for cash cushions. Now he knows where you stand.
Wait… you can pay to get a complete attitude overhaul? How did I not know this?!?
you. go. girl!
we know where YOU stand!!! 😉
Perfect outcome! And he better watch out or next time, “where he stands” will be behind bars! I love that he tries to make YOU the bad guy. Duh!
omg that had me LOL… although not a funny situation, not in the least… just i know that is almost EXACTLY how i would have acted and talked to my husband if he were my ex and if he didn’t pay child support… and it is so funny b/c i call my husband a dickweed now… i didn’t know that there were others out there that used that word too. 😀 lol
i’m glad you got the money and that you have some less stress from it.
also… i’m very interested in the complete aditude overhaul for little ones… i have two THREE-going-on-13 yr old GIRLS that need major overhauling and i’m willing to pay almost any amount to have it done… please contact me ASAP with whatever info you have.
thanks. 🙂
have a great day!!
OH!! i’m here from Jenn’s blog… my kids are my world… i saw you on the blog roll and thought i’d check out your blog… i’m glad i did… i’m adding you to my blog roll too… IF that is okay.
xoxoxo
Ahhhh… I see your ex has prime real estate on Asshole Avenue too! Enjoyed the read, I could feel your frustration… Good luck to you with Dickhead-Fred!
Aria
Hey! I was trying to e-mail you some info on making $, but the e-mail address you have listed here isn’t working. Shoot me a line and I’ll give you the low down!
i remember long ago, going to your house. and i watched you, your ex husband and son outside. and your newborn precious little girl was sleeping in her crib. i thought it was soooo perfect. and i told you how happy i was for you and that i hoped to have that one day, and that you had a perfect life. and then you said to me, “are you kidding me? i cant stand him and im just waiting to get divorced!” so…there you have it.
p.s. i hope i didnt screw anything up on fb about your blog. i didnt mention anything i thought was incriminating, but then i got paranoid and thought i did something bad. i hope not….
p.p.s.
cuz id be very depressed if you blackballed me from your blog 🙂
Thank you for recently stopping by my blog and commenting. I thought I would return the favor! This post cracked me up. I guess I have some back reading to do!!
What an idiot. He may think he knows where he stands, but he’s apparently oblivious to the long arm of the law that will be permanently in his blind spot. I’m glad you got the money!