The beauty of America is all the freedoms it enables us to have. Freedom of Speech. Freedom of Choice. Etc…
So why is it that EVERYONE has THE EXACT SAME North Face jacket? Like it’s a uniform.
And…the EXACT SAME style.
I can’t tell who is coming and going.
Yeah, yeah…I know all about how warm North Face jackets are. And how lightweight.
That’s all fine and dandy…
North Face isn’t THE ONLY warm jacket maker. I’m sure of that. I own a REALLY WARM jacket. And North Face didn’t claim it on the breast OR shoulder blade. (I am in the market for a new jacket though…)
And…North Face doesn’t only make black, mid thigh jackets, either. They offer other options. You don’t have to be like your best friend!! If you can even figure out which one she is!!
I mean…let’s mix it up a bit.
Winter is so drab and grey and blecky…
PEOPLE…WEAR SOME COLOR!!
They offer a lovely blue color, white, off white, green…A WHOLE SPECTRUM of colors.
I’m sick to DEATH of black North Face jackets.
Show some personality.
And…if you absolutely HAVE TO HAVE a black jacket…
then don’t accessorize with black.
Because, it’s SO BORING to look at the lot of you.
And don’t EVEN get me started on the boots.
Disclaimer…to my dear and darling friends who fall into the category of owning a black North Face jacket…I forgive you. You’re welcome.