Tonight I drunkenly post. Because…If I wait until tomorrow…my thoughts will be gone. Not that they are such deep thoughts to begin with but…
It is amazing to me.
Men.
They. Don’t. Care.
I wear a wedding ring and band.
And THEY. DON’T. CARE!!
I sat at the bar of a popular restaraunt, along with one of my best friends. We had a lovely dinner with a few friend. And after dinner, it was still early so, we went into the bar. Where we sat for a long while. And…
Our drinks. Were paid for.
Our conversations. Were monopolized.
By men. Older. Divorced. Widowed. MEN.
I would post pictures. Because…I DID take pics. But…I worry about offending.
But…on the most part…men figure that because…
we are at a bar. Just like they are.
And because they are out hunting. They figure…we must be to, so… we are fair game.
Don’t get me wrong. I had a GREAT FREAKING TIME!!
But…I wasn’t on the prowl.
Contrary to what these men were doing and thinking.
A popular jeweler was hanging with us. And some super wealthy guy who graduated high school with my freaking uncle…was hanging with us (and…he was HOT!!).
But…
They both knew my friend and I are married.
And…it didn’t stop them from promoting themselves…and pimping their masculinity.
Actually…the jeweler…he started ripping on the other guy with me…so…WE LOVE THE JEWELER!!
But..
All I can say is…
My husband and my friends husband…
they are SO lucky that we are good girls because…
we could have had some serious sex tonight!!! Hot one night stand sex!! But…
Instead, I’m sitting in my bed,
with my laptop on my lap
watching a bootleg of
Quantum Of Solace
That my husband got from
My ex-husband…
Because I’d rather blog about what might have been…
and watch my new crush, Daniel Craig portray my love James Bond,
than deal with a horrible conscience.
The only awful thing I have to feel guilty about tonight is…
watching an illegal bootleg downloaded from a computer that isn’t from my house.
And…think about how sexy the new James Bond actor is…Daniel Craig…
And pray that my hangover isn’t too awful in the morning.
Update: drinking and blogging don’t mix because…this never got posted last night. Apparently I lost what little computer savvy ability I had. And…the hangover I mentioned…it ain’t pretty. Not. At. All!! 3 glasses of Merlot…what a lightweight I am!! Also, never name your post titles when you’ve been drinking. They just don’t have the same umph when you’re sobered up and hungover!!
I need to find out where you go, I NEVER get hit on when out with friends. Maybe I just need hotter friends.
I love this post.
SO FUNNY!
I get hit on at work….that’s not a story for here…that’s a private email story! 😉
I have the same problem. Annoying!!!
It seems to be a proven fact that a wedding ring is an instant attraction for a man. I don’t get it either.
You are definitely a good girl…but heck, the drinks were paid for, you could’ve at least given them a little kiss. JK, love your blog, looks like I found a new read.