Every morning. In EVERY household. In EVERY city. In EVERY state. In EVERY country. EVERYWHERE. Men get up out of the horizontal position. Do the shuffle off to the bathroom, or where ever it is that they shuffle off to for the business at hand. Face the place that will be on the receiving end. And ready, aim, fire…
Why am I writing about this, you want to know.
Well…
Because EVERY morning, I watch my husband do this.
And…every morning I think to myself…with his 6’2″ frame straddling the toilet…
Wouldn’t it just be SO MUCH EASIER…to sit and pee?
You don’t have to worry about making a mess of the toilet and surrounding areas.
You don’t have to worry about NOT PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT BACK DOWN and irritating the females (assuming you live with females).
Aiming wouldn’t seem to be as much of an issue.
So why not?
Sitting and peeing. It just seems like that is what nature intended…for everyone.
I know…
I have way too much time to think about things.
But seriously.
Watch the closest male person in your life pee one day. Then…you’ll see what I’m talking about.
Or…
maybe not.
what? and miss the opportunity to do the superman???
Ohhh…. coool new look! Hubs would hate me telling you this, but about half the time… he does sit down.
I completely agree with you! And I was engaged to a man who would sometimes sit to pee, usually first thing in the am when he was tired. I think it would be nice to have the OPTION to stand up (peeing in the woods, anyone?), but that doesn’t mean it has to be done that way every time now, does it?
I love the new look. The Mountain Man often sits down to pee, but the important thing is that when he stands up, if he misses, HE CLEANS IT UP!!!!!!!! No, I don’t want to trade.
Sitting down takes all the “fun” out of it! We stand up to make sure we have good aim. It’s like the first sport in the morning, analagous to a slam dunk in basketball! lol