There is this new trend that has hit my county with a vengeance. And what a wonderful trend this is…let me tell ya.
It seems that, in some of the smaller yet affluent areas…the big thing for the housewives to do…
while the hubby is at work making the bacon and chasing secretaries around the desk…
and the kids are at school buying crack on the playground…
Mommy is…
BLOWING her best friends hubby AND getting jiggy with it…
Yes…it’s true.
This, my beloved bloggy friends…is THE fashion craze to hit my neighboring towns.
The newest fashion accessory for a lonely and bored housewife is…
drum roll please…
Another mans penis in her various orifices.
But the funny thing is…everyone is talking about how the number of cheating housewives is on the rise but…
they are cheating with someone else’s husbands…
I only wish I wasn’t so attached to the penis I already have. Or I might have to cave in and jump on this band wagon. Because that’s SO me. Always have to be in with the in crowd!!
the planet of janet says
um… ok then!
Janet says
So if there are more cheating housewives, does that mean there are more cheating husbands, or are all the housewives cheating with the same 3 or 4 guys?
see janet…that’s what i meant. if there are MORE women cheating…then there are MORE men cheating. either way…i’ve become obsessed with this. can’t you tell?! xo
ornellamoran says
whaaaaaaat………?????????????
lol this is crazy 😀
Tara R. says
Oh, there has to be a part two to this story.
kim* says
this is crazy and yes happens in this crazy world!eeps!
Grey Street says
YUCK. Hos.
I hope they stay away from your hubby.
lorib says
I know exactly which small, affluent town ur talking about. I’ve heard this for a while now. we should compare gossip notes sometime
Courtney says
What? Why do so many people think it’s okay to cheat (whether you are male or female?) I just don’t get it.
dysfunctional mom says
Niiice! I’ll follow the “you stay away from mine, I’ll stay away from yours” rule.