You have been claiming, my darling daughter, that you have no clothes.
You complain.
You whine.
You claim neglect.
And when all else fails…
you call your Bubbie to take you shopping.
Every time you leave this house with your Bubbie or your Mother…you come home with new clothes.
And…
somehow…
they disappear. Mysteriously.
So I did a little investigation.
I went into YOUR SIDE of the bedroom…the DARK SIDE.
I HEARD no creepy music.
I SAW no scary, clothes stealing monsters.
I SMELLED no fabric burning chemicals.
I simply TOUCHED the crap under your bed.
I pulled out things from the bags hanging on your bed post.
I unclogged under your mattress.
I unstuck things from the carpet from the deepest recesses of under your bed…
and…
everything…
EVERYTHING…
I found…
is right here, on top of your bed.
So guess what?
Someone is going to be learning how to be a laundress.
And…
Someone is going to learn how to be a garbage man.
And…
Someone is going to learn how to be a carpet cleaner.
And that someone…
it’s not me.
It’s NOT your sister, with whom you share this room…
It’s YOU.
So…finish your snack.
And your homework.
Because you have a TON of work to do!
These pics were taken with my camera phone and I can’t make them bigger. So…look closely. Because this is, what used to be, my daughters bed. Now it’s a garbage dump!
HOLEE SHITE!!!
Dude, that’s a lot of laundry to wash.
go get ’em, mom!!!!!
Put her to work, mama! You go! 🙂
Oh my, I do not look forward to those days! My daughter is only 2, so I figure I have at least three years! LOL.
We’re already on that road and she’s only 4. Oi.
Grrr… I so feel your pain. Go get ’em mom!
Uhhh…I should put my girls in check now I guess.
My sister was this person… she’s fine now, maybe even a little neurotic about cleaning. There’s hope!
my daughter is the queen of mess. she has it perfected 🙂
I’m living with your daughter. LOL. I just hope that she gets her act together before she gets old.