You. The asshole with the cigarette in your mouth. At the pump. At the gas station. What the f..k are you thinking?
Yes, I know that it’s VERY exciting that the prices of gas have gone down. A celebratory smoke…not acceptable.
If you want to tempt fate…do it when I’m not there.
I have to pick up my kid from pre-school.
I have to come home and get dinner ready. And laundry folded. And kids bathed. I have stuff. To. Do.
I don’t feel like getting blown to smithereens because you are a selfish fuckwad and have to smoke at a gas station.
Oh yeah…and…you smell.
And your momma dresses you funny.
This time, you were lucky. But next time…
Next time you’re on a suicide mission…just try pouring gasoline on yourself and then light your cigarette. And don’t do it at the same gas station as me. I have more things to worry about than getting blown up at a gas station by a selfish moron.