Dear Shit-heel,
You. The asshole with the cigarette in your mouth. At the pump. At the gas station. What the f..k are you thinking?
Yes, I know that it’s VERY exciting that the prices of gas have gone down. A celebratory smoke…not acceptable.
If you want to tempt fate…do it when I’m not there.
I have to pick up my kid from pre-school.
I have to come home and get dinner ready. And laundry folded. And kids bathed. I have stuff. To. Do.
I don’t feel like getting blown to smithereens because you are a selfish fuckwad and have to smoke at a gas station.
Oh yeah…and…you smell.
And..
you’re ugly.
And your momma dresses you funny.
This time, you were lucky. But next time…
Next time you’re on a suicide mission…just try pouring gasoline on yourself and then light your cigarette. And don’t do it at the same gas station as me. I have more things to worry about than getting blown up at a gas station by a selfish moron.
Thank You…asshole,
MBB
OMG What a MORON!
What a friggin’ butthead!
You’re kidding me, right? GAWD, what an idiot!
Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
This happens about every other time I go to the gas station. I usually say something like, “Don’t worry, kids, I’ll hurry so we can leave before that man’s cigarette blows us all up.” Only once has the stupid fool NOT put out the cigarette.