Ever since my son was a baby, he has had a strange fetish with belly buttons. And…ever since he was a baby, my husband and I have been trying to, shall we say…unfetish-ize him.
We have made it very clear that belly buttons are private. Belly buttons are not to be touched. Or looked at. Or talked about. EVER. It’s just…disturbing. EW.
Well…all our work has paid off.
My oldest daughter was walking around in her bikini. And my youngest son was following her around. Drooling. Wanting her to pick him up and carry him around.
So, I said to him..my beloved baby…Leave her belly button alone! Naturally, I was assuming that our belly button desensitizing hadn’t worked.
He said…Mommy…belly buttons are private. I don’t like belly buttons.
I asked…suspiciously…So…what do you like now?
He replied…I like BOOBIES!!!
UGH…
But now he is a typical guy!
There are some things that the Mommy just shouldn’t know about.
Boobies aren’t private? *lol*
He’s too cute!
I’m thinking the bellybuttons would’ve been better…..
So cute!
He is cute, but this was just typical for your male chauvenist! LOL.
aw, your little baby is growing up!!
😉
Wow! You can see your belly button? I have to move some flesh about to get to mine.
I think Hubby trained him well. Belly buttons? I think the Sandra Boynton book is off limits.
My 3yo has had a fascination with boobies since he saw me breast feeding his brother (back when he was 2). I think I scarred him for life…