You recall the last story that took place within a kingdom, right? A kingdom that may or may not be so very far away from your own…
One day in the kingdom, the Queen Ruler stepped into her carriage to take her step prince to the Royal Psychologist. The Queen and her step prince were riding in comfortable discontent when suddenly…
The Step-Prince: I think I know why the Evil, Wicked Witch is out to get you.
The Queen Ruler: Raises a single, perfectly arched eyebrow.
The Step Prince: My Lowly Serf Birth Mother told me that the Evil, Wicked Witch hates you because the King should only have had babies with my Lowly Serf Birth Mother. The King should never had a baby with you.
The Queen Ruler: My dear Step Prince. Sometimes you have to learn to filter out non-sense. What your Lowly Serf Birth Mother told you…and I’m sure tells you all the time…is a prime example of what should be filtered out. Because really…the Wicked Witch hates me because I’m better than her. Not because of my child. After all, I’m the Reigning Queen Pseudo Ruler.
The Step Prince: Nods head in agreement. He may be a pain in the Royal Ass, have major issues to boot but, stupidity isn’t amongst them.
The Queen Ruler thinks to herself…this is what happens when Kings, who were one-time Princes…rebel against Evil, Wicked Witches…they marry STUPID serfs and have children. But…the Rebel Princes grow up and realize that Stupid Serfs are NOT for them. So…they divorce. But…the Princes still have to deal with the aftermath of rebelling.
The Queen Ruler also thinks to herself…it’s truly amazing how many stupid people there are who live within the kingdom who don’t realize how stupid they truly are.
New Law within the Kingdom: People who open their mouths and say stupid things…will be banished to the dungeon…FOREVER!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
need to borrow my guillotine? did I spell it right? I just use it, don’t usually write home about it.
Karen MEG (Pomtini) says
Well this is your kingdom dammit, you rule, so the dungeon sounds like a perfect plan…
Tara R. says
… and fed only saltine crackers and tap water. Off with her head!
cute post. Does the dungeon have cobwebs and bars on the door and windows?
I hear duct tape works well.
Yes! Head. Off.
Well then, that explains it all I guess. Just put them all in the dungeon!
Stella-Mountain Momma says
Oh there’s got to be some place so much worse than the dungeon!!!
the planet of janet says
the dungeon is the PERFECT place.
as long as it’s dark and creepy down there.
Melissa B. says
…and I’ll send my students down periodically to read Shakespeare to them–badly. Nothin’ worse than a Butchered Sonnet!
Around The Funny Farm says
Let me provide a riding crop for your needs…
dysfunctional mom says
Please stock the dungeon with extra dragons, so I can send some people your way.
Pretty – please?
Can I send my fleas to your dungeon? They’ll drive her completely over the edge.