I promise to do a big, huge, in-depth piece on our trip. I’m sure that it will keep you riveted. But…in the meantime…I’m tired so here is what you are getting…
Some people may say that boys will be boys. Some say that it’s just testosterone. Me…I say that boys in the 11-12 1/2 age range…they are just assholes. Big time. Mouthy. Dicks. With. BAD ATTITUDES!!
And…
I wish. That my only decision in life. Was to decide. If I was going to have sex with Orlando Bloom when he has dark hair. Or…when he has blond hair. But either way…he MUST be a pirate. RRRRR… THAT would be a tough decision.
I know…you’ve gotten some quality posts from me these last couple of days. You’re so impressed, aren’t you? Well…I’m tired. What do you expect?
By the way…I’m going to New Orleans. For Blogher Outreach. And I’m meeting Tara…If Mom Says OK, there. And…NOLA Notes. I’m so excited and every time I think about it…I have to change my underwear.
So…stay tuned. When I’m not so exhausted. And I’m not having ADD ramblings of the brain…I’ll tell you all about my fun trip. And maybe I can find pics that don’t have a naked boy in it so I can post it!!
For now, I’m going to get these kids showered and thrown into their beds. They are all exceptionally tired. And…I’m exceptionally tired of them!!
XOXO
Tara R. is SO COOL! I know you’ll have a great time in NOLA. Maybe I should investigate this BlogHer Janx. There seem to be a lot of perks! 🙂
so you’re suggesting I ditch these boy when they turn 10? Where do you live?
YOU’RE GOING TO MEET BLOGGERS?! so stinkin’ jealous. yeah. By the time I get to go to one of those things, blogging will be so… yesterday.
Happy traveling with males!
I am so jealous of you meeting bloggers too! Worst part is ya’ll will only be maybe..8 hours east of me!!! LAME! When my boy turns 11-12 can I send him to you? You’ll be the expert!
and every time I think about it…..I have to change my underwear.
NICE!!
😉
You’re gonna hate me for this, but I’m going to do it anyway.
1. my son is 15 and he’s still exactly as you described. and he wasn’t a late starter, he’s just been this way the WHOLE damned time.
2. I don’t see the appeal of Orlando Bloom. At.All.
(or Johnny Depp)
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Geez. And I get to have a 13-year-old girl at the same time as an 11-year-old boy. Ew.
If I had to settle for Orlando (I would prefer Viggo), he would have to be dark. I don’t do blond.