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This is a little conversation that took place in my car today between my husband and my son…
Son: Daddy, did you know that I came out of Mommy’s vagina?
Daddy: Yep. I saw you come out.
Son: But Daddy…how did I get IN Mommy’s vagina?
Daddy: wanted to say this so badly…I came IN Mommy’s vagina. But instead…he changed the subject. Smooth. Really smooth.
Oh, I know that this is so beneath my sense of decorum but…I found this to be HILARIOUS. And, very blogworthy, might I add.
OK…names people. Scroll down. Read the post about the contest…and use your creative juices!! Because I don’t have any!!
That’s a scream. The Mountain Man often makes comments like that in response to something the kids say, but he’s going to have to stop soon, because the Queen is definitely paying attention!
Mountain Momma- Stella says
I’m sorry are you married to MY husband because that’s exactly what he would have said under his breath!!
That is so funny. One day friends of ours kid (he was 10 at the time) said he wish he was never born. When he stormed out of the room his dad said quietly, “if your mom would have swallowed that night you wouldn’t have been!”
Mike swears he’s using it one day, I swear he’s not!
Stacey @Real World Mom says
LOL! I needed that laugh this morning! Thanks for sharing! 🙂
LOL – at least your hubby’s got a filter. Mine does NOT! 😉
I could not have resisted. Your hubs must be the very soul of restraint. And I say that without receiving any remuneration or promise of same!
“I came in … *guffaw*… I’d have to have said it. I think I’ll call up my 20-year-old and tell him this story … just so I can creep him out. *hhuuuaahhahahaha*… I’m really havign way too much fun with this.
Thanks for the laugh!