To Whom It May Concern:
I thank you very much for taking interest in my sex life but…
I don’t need pills to make my penis bigger.
I don’t need pills to make my erection last longer.
I don’t need pills to be a sexual dynamo.
You see…I’m female. Generally speaking…women don’t have a penis. So therefore, women don’t need soft tab Cyalis or Enzyte or Viagra…
So stop sending me these emails. They are annoying me. They are constant. And I don’t want them anymore!!
I’ll let you know in a few years…if my husband needs them. But for now…it’s all good.
KTHXBYE…
BTW…emails for purses, shoes, discounts at stores, weight loss pills…THOSE are most welcome and appreciated!!
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perhaps you should forward your emails to him….
I recently read that if it gets too big it can hurt and even do damage to the woman…just a little public (or should it be pubic) service anouncement for ya!
Are you sure? ARE YOU SURE you’re a woman? We can surprise ourselves sometimes. 😛
Don’t they know by now that purses on sale ARE the female viagra?
OH BEJEEB
I get – NO JOKE – at least 75 a day.
And I agree w/ Colleen – bring me a good purse, I’ll do you on the floor.
Oh man, I am so lucky they haven’t found me *yet*.
Sounds like you got Super Spammed! I’m a public high school teacher, and one time my school e-mail account had more than 100 of these kinds of e-mail, along with the Nigerian wanting to hook me up with several million bucks. Where do these parasites come from? BTW, don’t forget today’s Silly Summer Sunday Sweepstakes! Got a super snap for you to help us Share the Caption Love!
Oh I feel ya. If I get one more Viagra e-mail I must just vomit. ACK!
I started an email file at work simply labeled CRAP… it fills up with these kinds of message faster than another.
I got one the other day with the word bulbous in it. If it isn’t a flower? I don’t want to hear about bulbs.
I get dating site e-mails all the time. Hello, I’m married, but I’ll let you know when I’m ready to quit that and move on to your site.
We used to get those until we switch to a new server. They just haven’t found us yet.
Hey– that was MY email you read, wasn’t it! Idiots. Spam me with something I can use…