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My 4 1/2 year old son is sitting on the kitchen table. Naked. With one blue croc and one white croc on. Holding a Jumbo Iced Honey Bun. Luscious looking…the honeybun, not the naked child…although, he’s pretty luscious looking too.
I asked my naked son if, perhaps, he would like to give his starving mother a bite of that scrumptious looking 610 calorie, 36 grams of fat tasty treat.
He looked at me. More like…glared at me. And said…
“Mommy. I like you. But…I don’t want to eat your germs.”
And I said…
“I’m so blogging that!”
OK…go read the other post and tell me the TRUTH!!
Funny stuff. What’s funnier is that the 4-y/o has probably heard you say that before (“I’m blogging that”).
what post, what truth? ok, I’m intrigued.
You got quite the feedback on your sex post! This post is too funny. And I love the fact that your son always seems to be naked. He is very comfortable with himself, huh!?
so grateful to be Mormon says
hi melissa ~ this is so funny that he said this while nekkid! nighty night, kathleenybeany xoxo
My son is naked all the time too. I’m having a very difficult time posting pictures because he’s always naked in them.
I’m pretty sure neither of my kids would share a Honey Bun, but their reasoning would be different. The Queen, “No Mommy, get your own.” DeBoy, “No Mommy, you’ll get sticky.