Why is it that when a man goes out with his friends and comes home at some ungodly hour, he finds…
…the dishes put washed and put away…
….the toys cleaned up…
…the laundry folded (sometimes)…
…the kids bathed and SLEEPING soundly, for hours already…
…lunches made for camp…
…wife showered and in bed, waiting for her husband and any gift he may bestow upon her ( 😉 )
But…
when the woman comes home BEFORE 11pm. After enjoying a relaxing dinner and some wine with a couple of friends…
she comes home to…
…the kids, still clothed, dirty and WIDE AWAKE…
…dishes in the sink…
…clothes still in the dirty laundry pile…
…toys strewn haphazardly throughout the house…
…an INDOOR cat, sitting and waiting to be let in, on the front porch…
…lunches still needing to be made…
…dirty and wide awake kids, playing video games…did I mention…AWAKE, and it’s 11pm?
…husband, not showered, watching UFC and not caring if wife wants gifts bestowed…or is wanting to bestow some upon him…
Why is this?
it’s on the Y chromosome.
This is what I’m about to deal with every bloody day as we’re swapping, him staying at home with the kids and me being out at work – I dread to think what it’s going to be like when I get home from work every day 🙁
I have just one thing to say about that – MEN!
I fortunately have a wonderful husband who would never let this happen. I’m just lucky like that I guess.
Why is this? I’ll tell you…
Because men suck. They suck, they suck, they suck.
The end.
ok, seriously melissa, this is the funniest post you EVER left!!! SOOO TRUE!!!!
Nobody in our house ever goes out and comes back to anything like that, so i can’t answer that question intelligently. My guess would be what the first Janet said.
I should clarify. Nobody ever comes back to the FIRST scenario. The second one. Yeah, we’re a bunch of slobs.
Oh yeah, I tagged you for a meme. Feel free to decline.
you went out? With adults? and no children attached to your leg? Did you use a toilet and not have anyone knocking on the door? Did you eat something without several bird-like mouths fluttering around you?!
Wait, what was the question again?
I just had a talk to my bf about how I might be out of town on the 4th of July weekend and if so – and he goes to visit his grandparents at their camp site that weekend and takes our dog – that he BETTER make sure that dog is cleaned or hosed down before he steps paw back into my house!! I can just imagine leaves and twigs tangled in his fur, dirt being drug all over my carpet…. OH I KNOW that man well!! He just laughed and said, “Yeah, I got it lady. Hose him down.”
GEESH.
Because men suck, dear!
That settles it, I need a wife not a husband… I’m just glad my kids are now old enough to take care of themselves.
Good question. I say we meet at drink-thirty and discuss it further! 🙂 You in?
I have no idea.
Will the kids at least sleep in if they stay up that late?
It is the Y Chromosome,
Y didn’t you finish the dishes before you left,
Y isn’t the remote where I left it,
Y do i have to cook, yep, fast food when i have to cook,
Y didn’t you fold the laundry, you do it so nice,
Y is the wife crabby……………Again?
Need I say more? Hey that was fun!!! LOL !!!
Men are idiots! LOL!
I came home to that scene the other night and he had the balls to tell me that he cleaned!
He came home the next night and the house was immaculate and said not a word.
They’re just so dumb sometimes.
Strange…I have that exact same phenom going on here. Must be the state we live in, no??