School’s out for summer!
Can’t I go to camp?
Kids home, disturbing.
Hubby home, so annoying.
Twelve weeks of them home.
No…I’m NOT happy.
Summer goes on faaaaaar too long
with everyone home.
September will come.
It will be here soon enough.
Counting down the days!
I’d rather suck the jowls of a rabid bulldog than have them all home. At once. Thankfully, the girls will be going to camp for 3 weeks…SLEEP AWAY CAMP!! And, my step son is being sent to camp…his aunt is sponsoring him…isn’t that sweet (the gods do look down upon me, on occasion.) But…I’ll have my littlest guy here…no one wants to sponsor him. And…my oldest son…Mopey. Hubby will be teaching Summer School…if I sacrifice enough goats and virgins to the appropriate deities.
But…I will survive! Oh yes! I will! Because I’m going to run over to Trader Joes. And, I’m going to stock up on their Chilean brand wine. And, I am going to become an alcoholic for the summer.
They’ll be home at noon today. I think I’ll start my road to alcoholism…NOW!!
p.s…i can’t space my haikus…wordpress won’t let me edit the spacing between each haiku so…forgive me!